The Rich Jerk

The Rich Jerk



Don't Waste My Time...
Let's get something straight. I'm a jerk. I'm obnoxious. And I'm lazy.
And I don’t care, because I'm FILTHY RICH.
I'm much too important to even be sitting here writing this right now. So I'll keep it short.
I make several million dollars every year on the internet, doing almost nothing. You can see some proof here but please keep the drooling to a minimum.
Have you seen proof like that anywhere else? Didn't think so.
Do you make that much money? Didn't think so.

So Who the Hell Am I?

I’m the guy you see driving down the street in a Ferrari with the top down, and you think to yourself, "What an ass!" And you know what? You’re right. But so what? Do you really think I value your opinion? I'm a rich jerk, so I couldn’t care less.



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